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How It Works
Our algorithm doesn't mince words. Three simple steps to clarity.
Upload what's bothering you
Paste in a conversation or upload a file containing the exchange you want analyzed.
AI digs through the bullshit
Our algorithm analyzes tone, word choice, question-dodging, and other subtle signs of asshole behavior.
Get your clear verdict
Receive a straightforward answer about whether you're dealing with an asshole or not, with highlighted evidence.
Verdict Examples
Here's how our AI distinguishes between different conversation types.
Definite Asshole
Classic manipulation, denial of reality, and shifting blame.
It's Complicated
Some concerning elements but also genuine attempts at understanding.
Not an Asshole
Clear boundaries, honest feedback, but delivered respectfully.
What Our AI Looks For
Our system is built on advanced pattern recognition to highlight behaviours often seen in dismissive, manipulative, or harmful communication.
Passive-aggressive language and tone shifts
Dodging direct questions and accountability
Subtle put-downs disguised as jokes or 'honesty'
Consistent blame-shifting patterns
Gaslighting and reality manipulation
Double standards in expectations
Why This Matters
When dealing with difficult people, you often question your own perceptions. Having an objective analysis can validate your experience and help you:
- •Recognize patterns of emotional manipulation
- •Set appropriate boundaries with confidence
- •Make informed decisions about your relationships
- •Trust your own perceptions when they're being undermined
Get the complete forensic breakdown:
Trust your instincts - then bring the case file.
📛 Summary Verdict with a sharp, one-line TL;DR
✍️ Clear explanation of the dynamic in under 200 words
🧠 Behavioural Breakdown listing consistent patterns
🚩 Red Flag Timeline highlighting critical shifts
🧠 Final Reflection pulling the whole picture together
🗂️ Printable PDF to keep for your records
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We don't store your messages. We create a secure digital record to prevent misuse, without keeping what you wrote. All processing is done through trusted services with industry-standard security. For more information, please see our privacy policy and terms of service.
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Premium Example: Red Flag Timeline
- 3-minute mark: First instance of blame-shifting.
- 7-minute mark: Strategic silence after a direct question.
- 14-minute mark: Dismissive humour used to dodge accountability.
Premium Example: Behavioural Breakdown
- Dodged every emotionally direct question
- Changed tone sharply when challenged
- Shifted blame without taking accountability
When something feels off, this shows exactly where and how.
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We Don't Keep Your Messages
We don't store the original messages you submit. Instead, we create a secure digital record (a hashed version) to help us identify repeated misuse without holding onto what you actually wrote.
Keeping Things Safe and Respectful
Before any message is processed, we use filters to block harmful or inappropriate content. This helps us maintain a safe and positive environment for everyone.
Third-party Processing and Use
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This service is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. It is not designed for the transmission of sensitive personal data or professional advice.
Hi, I'm Ellie
I made this app because I got tired of feeling confused.
Dating was the starting point. All those moments where someone says one thing, does another, and you're left wondering if you're overthinking it or if they're just not that nice. And because I can't always read between the lines (and my gut takes frequent annual leave), I'd ask friends. Lots of them. Cue chaos.
So I made something I wish I'd had. A way to check in with yourself when someone's behaviour doesn't quite match their words.
It was built with dating in mind but since launching it, people have started using it for all kinds of situations. Flaky friends. Weird vibes at work. That one person who always leaves you feeling guilty but you're not sure why.
This app won't sugar-coat things. It won't tell you what you want to hear. But it will help you figure out if you're dealing with someone who's genuinely lovely… or just a bit of an asshole.
That's it, really. Clarity. Without the three-hour voice notes.
